Study Shows

Study shows that people will tend to believe you whenever you start your post with “Study shows”. And some will even share your post without reading it in its entirety.

So, here goes:

Study shows ugly people are kinder hearted;

Study shows eating broccoli will reduce good cholesterol;

Study shows egg white has a whitening effect, although it doesn’t say what does it whiten;

Study shows eating spicy food will cure cancer;

Study shows rich people are evil and poor people are kind;

Study shows you can be an overnight success if you know the Secret;

Study shows Abraham Lincoln invented the Internet, and finally,

Study shows that when you share my post, a gazillion blessings will come your way soon!

Yup, thank you very much for sharing.

Oh, remember to check your bank account tomorrow.

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