What I Actually Mean

When I say: I don’t give a damn what other people think of me.

What I mean is: I need to prove to everyone that I’m authentic.

+++++++++

When I say: No offence, I’m just being honest.

What I mean: Don’t judge me for being an asshole.

+++++++++

When I say: I’m terrible at this.

What I mean: I’m not that bad. I want you to think I have high standards.

+++++++++

When I say: I didn’t do it because I was busy.

What I mean: I didn’t think it was important for me to make time. Feel sorry for me anyway.’

+++++++++

So, am I being fake? ?\

Like what you've read? Join the *50,000+ people receiving the latest Meow & Woof Wisdom in your inbox weekly (probably inconsistently).
*Another 49,999+ to go.