When I say: I don’t give a damn what other people think of me.
What I mean is: I need to prove to everyone that I’m authentic.
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When I say: No offence, I’m just being honest.
What I mean: Don’t judge me for being an asshole.
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When I say: I’m terrible at this.
What I mean: I’m not that bad. I want you to think I have high standards.
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When I say: I didn’t do it because I was busy.
What I mean: I didn’t think it was important for me to make time. Feel sorry for me anyway.’
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So, am I being fake? ?\